So it’s not like in cartoons…

So it’s not like in cartoons…

How many times have you seen someone smacked in the head with a frying pan in cartoons, TV, and movies? Lots, right? I know I have. Whether comedic or defensive or aggressive, it works, right? When preparing for the long drive through Iowa I purchased some snacks and some drinks to make the ride more comfortable. Not those kind of drinks, Melissa - I don't need citations for open container or worse. I'm sure you all agree that cold beverages are better than warm beverages. With this in mind I went to buy some ice for the cooler. I was pleased to find ice on sale and I got a good deal on a twenty pound bag. When I got home I noticed that it was a bit frozen together…
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A Letter From A Pedestrian

A Letter From A Pedestrian

Dear Drivers (generally), Hi. I am a pedestrian, you know, that guy you see standing on the side of the road or in the middle of the street as you speed by at thirty-five miles-per-hour. I would like to introduce you to something called a crosswalk. No, don't interrupt. Let me finish. I know you think that you know what a crosswalk is but I know better. If you did, you wouldn't come within inches of running me over everyday. A crosswalk is a place in the road where pedestrians, like me, cross the street. It is designated by bold white lines and pay close attention now because this is the part you obviously do not understand: You, Driver, are to yield to Me, pedestrian, in the crosswalk. It is…
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