In Speed Dating, take the First Off-Ramp

In Speed Dating, take the First Off-Ramp

The following is based on actual events, but they've been spiced up a bit, perhaps This week a friend of mine went speed dating. No, "my friend" isn't me - believe me, if I ever go speed dating, I'll be back with stories to tell, uncensored and unabashedly. Waiting for that night to come was like plucking eyebrows - painful and tedious. What to wear? What to say? Where to look? With no talent among his co-workers and colleagues, he was ready to meet some fine looking, speed dating ladies. As noted in the 40 Year old Virgin, this was a chance to cram years of pimpage into one evening. What a grand opporunity. The night finally arrived and he musked up and turned the charm up to maximum. As he arrived at…
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Skeptics?*

Skeptics?*

Yesterday was the first day of classes for the new semester. Monday is always a dreaded day, but with my first class at 11, I am confident I will suffer from fewer cases of the Mundays than most. The problem I foresee is that their cases of the Mundays could end up negatively affecting me and giving me a case of the Mundays too and pretty soon everyone's got a case of the Munday's and the terrorists have won. I don't know what I'm talking about so it's time for a new paragraph. With my return to what I like to call "law school base camp" I return to my dwelling beneath the "guls." As I drove there the fleeting thought crossed my mind that maybe things will be better…
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